Lonely Hearts Club


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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via theladthatlived)

— 1 hour ago with 185687 notes

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(via toxic-waistland)

— 18 hours ago with 78635 notes
penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

(via sloth-grunge)

— 18 hours ago with 47275 notes